- Today we went to police office to apply passport. There’s a restaurant right in the building with several policer sitting inside. Me and my boyfriend thought it would be interesting to yell ‘sexual harassment’ and see how fast they are to arrest. Well police office is in the building and prison is beside the building, must be very fast……
- My friend gonna give something to me but was late for 1 hour. I was crazy hungry, angry and waiting for him. ‘ Maybe…… he was having sex with girlfriend now……’ So I told my boyfriend to break into his house and interrupt them. Otherwise I can’t forgive him for being late all the time.
- This is how a couple who study horticulture and physics respectively……
A: Look! This is how dimensional analysis works and it is awesome!!!
B: Look! This is how longan and red dates look like!
